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Thaan
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Zeg anders even dat het een browser-verneukende site is
. Blij dat ik IE de nek om kon draaien, en dat Chrome na twee popups een popupreeks kan killen.
Maar toch...

Gewoon meteen na de eerste popup snel op cmd + w drukken, weg tabblad.

Heeft Chrome functionaliteit om dat soort shit te stoppen? Dat is best nice, maar zou er niet voor van firefox afwijken.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, 25/m/aus/ u? 
You: 10/w/usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 or send us feedback.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: wtf?
Stranger: age
You: oo
You: 9
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Die hield niet van kindjes

En ik had het zelfde als artofdead

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: france
Stranger: and u
Stranger: ?
You have disconnected.

[Laatst bewerkt door Melvin op woensdag 8 april 2009, om 10:04]
Guz
Housejunkie
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Whahahahah echt grappig

Stranger: Hi this is Mike i'm from omegle technical support. Have u recieved some irritating messages from users over here?
You: Sure
Stranger: They will be banned and we will strike them down
Stranger: We take them ip-adresses and delete it
You: I'm David Gassum from MI6, we have traced your IP. I want to ask you kindly to fuck off
You: Some terrorist are exchancing information through Omegle
You: We want to trace them
You: So please, don't ruin our time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Artofdead
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Zo Bart,
Dat was een hoge vocabulaire in dat gesprek O.o

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You: no
You: not again
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: see
You: that's that's going to happen when you have sex with a racoon
You: talking with strange letters and all
Stranger: ...

Er stonden eigenlijk eerst Chinese letters, maar die kopieer t hij niet

[Laatst bewerkt door Tadnecty op woensdag 8 april 2009, om 18:14]
Bart
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Artofdead schreef:

Zo Bart,
Dat was een hoge vocabulaire in dat gesprek O.o

Zie de quote boven de post

Melvin
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: poep
You: scheet
Stranger: niet zo bijdehand
You: jij ook neit
You: ben jij van saven?
Stranger: neej
You: oprotte ndan
You have disconnected.

Een leuk gesprek met een nederlander

Saven
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whehehe wat een newbie

Stranger: [url]www.own3d.es[/url] yoYOYO
You: no
You: [url]http://tinyurl.com/2hbepm[/url]
Stranger: NO SHTI
Stranger: LOLOLOL

iisys
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You: Hi there stranger! =D
You: My name is Sunny Day =)
You: Who are you ? =D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Morgan
You: Haha
You: You just lost the game.

Motto van Omegle: talk to strangers!

Jaapje
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Aar schreef:

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Nee hoor, er is maar 1 topic van.

Jij kijkt in het omegle topic in het onzin subforum. Je moet in de GC kijken: Omegle #7

Ja. Topic nummer 7 al inmiddels

iisys
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Waarom al die finnen en brazilianen ? >__>


You: hya
Stranger: hey
You: duude
Stranger: i sure am
You: go to bed early today
You: it's full moon
Stranger: im gonna go to bed soon
You: good
You: what time is it there?
Stranger: 10 o´clock pm
You: let me guess
You: finland?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where are you from?
You: oh god
You: not again

Gerwin
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-knip-

[Laatst bewerkt door Gerwin op woensdag 15 juni 2011, om 13:22]
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Gerwin schreef:

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aight

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What - the - fuck ?

@ iisys : Ja, echt hele lading Finnen en Brazilianen daar

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: I'm Jack Bauer, a federal agent - I work for CTU Los Angeles
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Laatst bewerkt door Kosty op woensdag 8 april 2009, om 21:43]
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You: sssst
You: weve got to whisper
Stranger: ok ok
You: pikachu is behind us
You: he is evel
You: evil
You: it's a pink pikachu
Stranger: what is the level?
You: i think ownage-level
You: he rapes every pokemon and human he sees
You: hey
You: are you there?
You: did he rape you?
Stranger: i'm scared ç_ç
You: you are so quiet
You: ill tell you some tips
Stranger: ok
You: if he drops a soap, dont take it from the ground
Stranger: why?
You: a bar of soap
You: he will rape you inmediately
Stranger: ok ç_ç
You: are you still there?
Stranger: yes ç.ç
You: ok
You: have you got a plan?
You: i dont
Stranger: no ç____ç
You: damn
You: were fucked
You: no
Stranger: what?
You: were getting fucked
Stranger: shit!
You: YES
You: that's the answer
You: we've got to shit on his balls
Stranger: fantastic!
You: quick, eat some laxing pills
You: laxation pills
You: that pills that make you shit
You: quickly
Stranger: why me? ç_ç
You: we've only got one idiot and 2 pills here
Stranger: ok
You: damn
You: his balls are huge
Stranger: what?
Stranger: and so?
You: have you taken the pills?
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: ok
Stranger: whaaaaat
You: ill confuse him
You: ill dress like a female pikachu
You: and then you shit!
Stranger: ok
You: ready?
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: RAAAAHHHH
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: yes
You: you did it!
Stranger: claff
You: that's a big pile of shit
You: on top of some big balls
Stranger: uhmm
You: what?
You: isnt it dead yet?
Stranger: what is that smells?
You: i dont know
You: did you step into some shit?
You: damn
You: you didnt put your pants down
Stranger: ç___ç
You: groce
You: you idiot
Stranger: sorry ç.ç
You: that where your sunday-pants
You: i cant stand this
You: i'm leaving
You have disconnected.

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You: hi
You: what are you doing on this crime scene?
Stranger: hey
You: ey
You: hey
You: answer!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Gerwin
aka "Thaan"
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-knip-

[Laatst bewerkt door Gerwin op woensdag 15 juni 2011, om 13:22]
iisys
Hmhm, indeed. whtvr.
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Stranger: hey
You: look out your window
Stranger: okay
You: do you see that dot of light?
Stranger: where?
You: just a dot of light
You: somewhere outside
Stranger: oh okay, yeah i got it
You: alright, now, slowly point your finger at it
Stranger: doing that
You: then put your finger down before it sees it
You: now look at the dot again
You: closely
Stranger: okay
You: it's moving
You: just a little bit
Stranger: woah
Stranger: what is that?
You: what do you want it to be?
Stranger: your ass
You: holy crapping squirrel, hell yeah, that would be so kewl
You: then my ass would emit light
You: duude
Stranger: your ass is so nice
Stranger: then i could find it anywhere
You: wave at it! wave at it!
Stranger: i'm waving at it but not with my hands
You: I just farted.
Stranger: it flickered
Stranger: i want to lick it
You: go ahead
You: no
You: no
You: noooo
You: wait
You: have to take a crap
You: hold on
Stranger: make your mind up
You: give me a minute
Stranger: i can wait
You: the light goes out
You: alright, just a moment...
You have disconnected.

Kosty
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iisys schreef:

[...]

iisys fantasie

Johan
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Zitten leuke tussen

iisys
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Stranger: hii
You: good evening
Stranger: you ok?
You: could I have just a minute of your time?
Stranger: obvcourse
You: Alright, thank you.
Stranger:
You: We're just checking everyone to see if their addresses are still correct
Stranger: eh?
You: These checks are followed by the sending of a free brochure about our funeral insurances
Stranger: im not planning on dying soon thanks
You: So is it correct that you live on Uranus, crater 3 from the northern reefs?
You: And thát's why you need good insurance!
Stranger: yes. that is correct
You: Alright, and your zipcode is 13373 LL, correct?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gerwin
aka "Thaan"
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-knip-

[Laatst bewerkt door Gerwin op woensdag 15 juni 2011, om 13:22]
Artofdead
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Gerwin schreef:

[...]

Het klinkt best ziekelijk

Stfn
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello
You: We're do you come from ?
Stranger: africa
Stranger: you?
You: The Netherlands
You: Are you a boy or girl?
Stranger: can i say both?
You: How can you be both off them?
Stranger:
Stranger: heard what the doctors can do these days?
Stranger: amazing things
You: Yes I know
You: You have cut of you're penis?
Stranger: no, that's sick.
Stranger: you're disgusting
Stranger: bye
You: bye

iisys
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You: Good day sir
You: State your gender, problem and hairiness
Stranger: good day, young lady and/or man
You: Please state your gender, problem and hairiness
Stranger: yes / hairiness / 100%
You: That answer is not correct.
You: You have lost the game.
You have disconnected.

You: Good day
You: Please state you transgender and opinion about flying trains
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Why?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what why?
You: Why would you say hi first?
Stranger: fuck off
You: That's not an option, I'm sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Laatst bewerkt door iisys op donderdag 9 april 2009, om 10:59]
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