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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where u from? :]
Stranger: sweden and u
You: Holland
You: So youre really in to IKEA?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im at work right now..
Stranger: so sometimes it will take tome for me to anser
You: Alright
You: You work at IKEA?
Stranger: no but my sister do haha
Stranger:
amai amai dikke tette!
belg 
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hij bedoeld bij ene van:
You have cut off you're penis?
Bedoeld ie ervan of 'ie zijn lul er heeft afgehakt.
Dan nog klopt er geen ruk van
You have cut off you are penis?
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Dan nog klopt er geen ruk van
You have cut off you are penis?
Dat is waar...
xD
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Dan nog klopt er geen ruk van
You have cut off you are penis?
Niet zeuren interesseert dat nou dan.
Hier nog eentje:
Het is ook geweldig om te vragen of mensen een petitie willen tekenen om dihydrogenoxide te bannen zeg dat het een chemical is, dat het in ons eten en drinken zit en dat als je er teveel van binnenkrijgt je dood gaat 
Het is ook geweldig om te vragen of mensen een petitie willen tekenen om dihydrogenoxide te bannen
zeg dat het een chemical is, dat het in ons eten en drinken zit en dat als je er teveel van binnenkrijgt je dood gaat
laatste is zoiezo waar, als je ergens teveel van binnen krijgt ga je zoiezo dood
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laatste is zoiezo waar, als je ergens teveel van binnen krijgt ga je zoiezo dood
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Het is gewoon water hé Mensen hun reactie is dan WTF HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WTF
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Het is gewoon water hé Mensen hun reactie is dan WTF HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WTF
mja maar als ik 300 liter water door iemand strot heenduw zal die het wss ook niet overleven
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mja maar als ik 300 liter water door iemand strot heenduw zal die het wss ook niet overleven
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Als je meer dan 3-4 liter water per uur drinkt kan je het al niet overleven
Volgensmij was er een tijdje terug een student doodgegaan aan watervergiftiging tijdens een weddenschap 
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Als je meer dan 3-4 liter water per uur drinkt kan je het al niet overleven
Volgensmij was er een tijdje terug een student doodgegaan aan watervergiftiging tijdens een weddenschap
Idd was op fok.nl
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: holland and u?
Stranger: china
You: ok
Stranger: where is holland?
You: europe
Stranger: what time is it now in holland？
You: time to go because ur boring
Stranger: hi
You: how r u?
Stranger: bad
You: what is wrong?
Stranger: i think Im going to kill myself
You: oke
You: have a nice time
Stranger: thanks
You: no problem
Goed topic
Voor dit soort situaties zou een -1 kudo wel gewenst zijn 
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Voor dit soort situaties zou een -1 kudo wel gewenst zijn
/Agree
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You: Hey
You: How are you ?
Stranger: Hi, I am well, you?
You: I'm not so good :/
You: I lost something, maybe you can help me find it ?
Stranger: ¯\(º_o)/¯
You: Yeah, It seems I lost "my life"
Stranger: Get off the computer and go find it!
You: Thats impossible because I never had one before
Stranger: Makes sense...
You: So, ehm, can I borrow yours for a while ?
Stranger: okay bye
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Stranger: hey
You: TIT ALERT
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You: Why do you think ?
You: The problem lies with you, not with me
Stranger: Cuz ur looking at my huge NIGGER cock
You: So you don't think I'm the best in bed?
Stranger: Well
Stranger: ive seen better
You: Then why did you tell me that I was the best in bed?
Stranger: because...
You: THAT's why I don't look at you
Stranger: FUCK YOU WHORE
You: Dude
You: I'm a dude
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ;
Stranger: 0
You: So that means you're gay
Stranger:
Stranger: Im liking your panis
You: And THAT's why I don't look at you in bed
You: I don't like fucking a gay dude
Stranger: YES YOU DO
You: No I don't
Stranger: you told me...
You: Why do you think you can't make me cum?
Stranger: we will always make love on sundays
Stranger: BECAUSE YOUR JEWISH
Stranger: AND IM A NIGGER
Stranger: :;(
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Hij is lang, maar wel erg leuk
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Stranger: life
You: Next
You: Life?
Stranger: you are next
You: Yes i'm having a life.
You: You?
Stranger: I don't think either of us has a life, since we are here talking to each other
You: Hmm
Stranger: but yes, I have a life too
Stranger:
You: Good point
You: Well
You: I'm still bored =O
Stranger: ok, and, your point is?
Stranger: you're suppose to entertain me
You: You are
Stranger: I am?
You: Yup
Stranger: wait, really?
You: I'll guess
Stranger: woops, I guess I didn't get the memo
Stranger: when did you send it?
You: Hmm, stupid memo system always
You: Yesterday
Stranger: damn in
Stranger: it*
You: Jup
Stranger: yes, I never trusted those pigions anyways
You: Well, your turn to entertaint
You: ^^
Stranger: ok, what do you want to hear?
You: uhh
Stranger: let me get some demographics first
You: K
Stranger: do you like ponies or bikes?
You: Ponies
Stranger: flying ponies?
You: Yeah, they are very sweet
Stranger: there used to a cartoon like that
Stranger: to taste?
You: Also
You: When i'm looking outside, i'm seeing flying ponies
Stranger: So, what I hear you saying is that you've eaten a pony?
You: That's normal right?
You: Nice?
Stranger: seeing is normal
Stranger: eating, is not
Stranger: eating ponies is against the law
You: ="(
Stranger: you might get 20 years to life for that
Stranger: so, don't ever tell anyone
You: That's why i'm not an american
You: Lol
You: Well
You: You eaten ponies?
Stranger: well, it's illegal all over the place
Stranger: UNESCO forbids it
You: Is it? Never knew it
Stranger: no, I don't eat ponis
Stranger: ponies*
You: Cows then?
Stranger: I like bunnies though
Stranger: cows too
You: Bunnies ^^
Stranger: yes, those hopping rodents
Stranger: with big ears
You: Yup
Stranger: they taste like humans
You: The ears tastes the best
Stranger: definitely
Stranger: with buckweed and sour cream
You: Well, i'm going to hunt a bunny then
Stranger: wait!
Stranger: you cannot hunt bunnies
You: i can't?
Stranger: you can only catch them
Stranger: yes, hunting is illegal too
You: Arg
Stranger: UNESCO is crazy, I know
You: /Agree
Stranger: they think bunnies used to rule the world
Stranger: so, now they need to be preserved
You: Haha
Stranger: but we can still catch bunnies
You: Sweet
Stranger: cause if we caught one, that means he/she is stupid enough to get caught
You: You are knowing a good spot?
Stranger: Social Darvinism
Stranger: actually, any park would do
You: a Zoo?
Stranger: at night, shine a light in the middle of a big patch of grass
You: Hmm
Stranger: the stupid bunnies will come to the light
Stranger: thinking its the bunny god coming to save them
You: And then shoot it?
Stranger: then you catch them
Stranger: no, no, no shotting
Stranger: just hit it with a stick
You: How many times?
Stranger: it will drop on the ground after 2 hits and play dead
Stranger: then you take it and do whatever you want with it
You: So i must hit it 3 times
Stranger: though, only eating is allowed
You: Ah ok
Stranger: 3 works too, I guess
Stranger: but after that, you have to boil them and eat them
You: I'm going to the bunny zoo then, c ya there
Stranger: wait, how will I know you is you?
You: Hmm
Stranger: what if someone is trying to fool me?
You: I'll put bunny ears on my head
Stranger: pink or purple?
You: Then you can recognize me
You: Pink
Stranger: fluffy?
You: Bye, and see you in the zoo
Stranger: or leather?
You: Fluffy
Stranger: cool
You: Bye
Stranger: see ya later pink flyffy
Stranger: hi
You: I'm the Omegle bot!
Stranger: what?
You: I'm a bot in its beta stage to test artificial intelligence
You: Please just talk randomly at me so I can test my capabilities
Stranger: i don't understand 8((
You: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. Try saying something else.
Stranger: okey, hello
You: Hi there!
You: I'm the Omegle bot!
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm fine, and you?
Stranger: i'm fione
Stranger: fine*
You: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. Try saying something else.
Stranger: i'm fine
You: Good for you!
Stranger: tes
Stranger: yes
You: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. Try saying something else.
You: Yes indeed
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I'm from the deep cavern where the Creators built Omegle.
Stranger: okey
You: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. Try saying something else.
Stranger: bye
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Datum Tijd Van Aan Bericht
5-4-2009 15:57:03 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` leren hee meisje
5-4-2009 15:57:06 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren . Guus - hai
5-4-2009 15:57:14 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` leren heb je een goede foto van je?
5-4-2009 15:58:07 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` leren ?
5-4-2009 15:58:09 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren . Guus - jewel.
5-4-2009 15:58:11 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren . Guus - >>
5-4-2009 15:58:17 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren . Guus - ho
5-4-2009 15:58:18 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` leren haha jij wel ja
5-4-2009 15:58:18 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren . Guus - oeps
5-4-2009 15:58:25 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren . Guus - verkeerde xd
5-4-2009 15:58:31 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` leren haha oke;p
5-4-2009 15:58:45 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren . Guus - stuur eens een foto zonder zonnebril?
5-4-2009 15:59:39 . Guus - verzendt C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Mijn documenten\Mijn afbeeldingen\schaatsen.jpg
5-4-2009 15:59:44 De overdracht van "schaatsen.jpg" is voltooid.
5-4-2009 15:59:45 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` leren jij ook eentje sturen
5-4-2009 15:59:47 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` leren van jou
5-4-2009 16:00:15 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren . Guus - oke momentje
5-4-2009 16:01:28 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren verzendt 422395975_5_qimZ.jpg
5-4-2009 16:01:32 ~ lisaa (F) ` leren . Guus - dies lelyk oops
5-4-2009 16:01:35 Je hebt C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Mijn documenten\Mijn ontvangen bestanden\422395975_5_qimZ.jpg van ~ lisaa (F) ` leren ontvangen.
5-4-2009 16:01:56 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` kun je wl zeggen ja
5-4-2009 16:02:04 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - ik stuur ff andere xd
5-4-2009 16:02:39 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - dees is ook lelyk maargoed
5-4-2009 16:02:45 ~ lisaa (F) ` verzendt 451181669_5_0kdT.jpg
5-4-2009 16:03:00 Je hebt C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Mijn documenten\Mijn ontvangen bestanden\451181669_5_0kdT.jpg van ~ lisaa (F) ` ontvangen.
5-4-2009 16:03:52 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - lelyk eh
5-4-2009 16:03:56 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` ja gadver
5-4-2009 16:03:59 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` ik moet kotsen man
5-4-2009 16:04:10 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - HAHAH xd
5-4-2009 16:04:23 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` daar zou ik me pik niet eens durven intsteken
5-4-2009 16:04:36 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - HAHAHAHAHAH jy bent grappig.
5-4-2009 16:04:51 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` jy bent lelyk
5-4-2009 16:05:00 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - i know.
5-4-2009 16:05:03 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - je oma ook ;0
5-4-2009 16:05:07 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - en jy dr bij
5-4-2009 16:05:20 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` ja vind je het heel gek dat me oma lelijk is als ze al 4 jaar in een graf ligt doos
5-4-2009 16:05:44 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - lekkr voor je
5-4-2009 16:06:00 . Guus - ~ lisaa (F) ` ga je eens gauw in een hoekje schamen
5-4-2009 16:06:18 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - ik zou niet durven.
5-4-2009 16:06:21 ~ lisaa (F) ` . Guus - kk maar op.
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Ehmmm het topic heet omegle.com?
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Haha.
Er vroeg eentje of die sex wou.
Hij gaf zijn nummer, maar ik heb niet gebeld hoor
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